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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->> Darkfalz wrote: >>> I must have zapped myself at least two dozen times in my life. But >> I’d >>> gone quite a while without a zapping until today. Maybe two years or >>> more. >>> I almost forgot what it feels like having 240 volts of electricity >>> racing up your arm. >>> I didn’t miss it… my thumb still really hurts. >> If your wiring is acting strangely, it probably means that the Mossad >> has rigged your house with spy cameras. Best to call up your local >> synagogue and ask for instructions. Be careful what you say. "They" >> might be listening. > Don’t forget to have your fillings removed!

Also a tinfoil hat is proven to provide increased protection. MC

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Lash Rambo wrote: > "Jim Winters" <extremereactionfo…@yahoo.com> wrote in > news:1109352733.569008.320660@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com: > > Darkfalz wrote: > >> I must have zapped myself at least two dozen times in my life. But > > I’d > >> gone quite a while without a zapping until today. Maybe two years or > >> more. > >> I almost forgot what it feels like having 240 volts of electricity > >> racing up your arm. > >> I didn’t miss it… my thumb still really hurts. > > If your wiring is acting strangely, it probably means that the Mossad > > has rigged your house with spy cameras. Best to call up your local > > synagogue and ask for instructions. Be careful what you say. "They" > > might be listening. > Don’t forget to have your fillings removed!

You can identify Mossad agents by their penchant for kicking kittens — the fluffier, the better.  Be alert!

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I like to fiddle with electronics. While on… so I can see what effect my fiddling is having. The first time I got zapped I stuck my thumb in a lamp socket.

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"Darkfalz" <Darkfalz.Use…@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:1109382590.380956.271680@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com… >I like to fiddle with electronics. While on… so I can see what >effect > my fiddling is having. > The first time I got zapped I stuck my thumb in a lamp socket.

Too bad it didn’t kill you.  God must have wanted you to stick around awhile to suffer and be laughed at.  Doesn’t it piss you off to know that you could have been saved a lifetime of suffering if the voltage had just been a little bit higher?

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Let me guess – you are a rape "survivor"? Hahahaha.

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Darkfalz wrote: > Let me guess – you are a rape "survivor"? > Hahahaha.

Darkfalz is the expert on rape survivor.  After all, since his pathetic weak and cowardly ass has been raped so many times and he has been unable to defend himself (again, for being a weak coward), he obviously knows all of the "in’s and out’s" (pun intended) of rape. Perhaps by this time he is beginning to enjoy it?  Maybe he has from the very beginning?

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I bought some software from the Maplin Electronics superstore in town, that admittedly I haven’t installed yet, but will get around to it once I and my cadre of dedicated tinkerers start to build our interface board thingy. It’s called Livewire and it can apparently simulate just about any circuit you’d care to put into it. It even has a mode where you can see what’s going on with the current, animated effects etc. Alternatively, there’s always oscilloscopes & multimeters…? This anecdote of being zapped recalls to mind a passage from "Songs of the Doomed" by the late Doctor Gonzo… It’s commendable that you want to see what’s going on in the circuits & c, but, in all honesty, I believe there’s safer ways of checking it out. OTS "Darkfalz" <Darkfalz.Use…@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:1109382590.380956.271680@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I like to fiddle with electronics. While on… so I can see what effect > my fiddling is having. > The first time I got zapped I stuck my thumb in a lamp socket.

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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 05:35:43 GMT, "Justin" – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -<shato…@secure-tunnel.com> wrote: >On 25-Feb-2005, "Jessica Thompson" <jt…@sunover.com> wrote: >> Darkfalz wrote: >> > Let me guess – you are a rape "survivor"? >> > Hahahaha. >> Darkfalz is the expert on rape survivor.  After all, since his >> pathetic weak and cowardly ass has been raped so many times and he has >> been unable to defend himself (again, for being a weak coward), he >> obviously knows all of the "in’s and out’s" (pun intended) of rape. >> Perhaps by this time he is beginning to enjoy it?  Maybe he has from >> the very beginning? >IT’s funny how you downplay the impact of rape.

Because there are things more important then stopping rape. Because there’s a double standard where only men are punished, some male victims of rape are punished again with child support or worse (rape is an institution as far as women are concerned) Because so many women get away with false accusations Because guilty until proven innocent does not exist Because it’s hard to feel sympathetic for the demographic when such a vast gulf exists in quality of life between men and women

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On 24 Feb 2005 20:43:42 -0800, "Darkfalz" <Darkfalz.Use…@gmail.com> wrote: >I almost forgot what it feels like having 240 volts of electricity >racing up your arm.

Try 35,000 volts from a 36" tv – it’ll change your attitude for a day, but not in a good way. BTDT too many times ;)

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Curious_Orange wrote: > Gray Loser wrote: >>Darkfalz wrote: >>>I must have zapped myself at least two dozen times in my life. But >>I’d >>>gone quite a while without a zapping until today. Maybe two years > or >>>more. >>>I almost forgot what it feels like having 240 volts of electricity >>>racing up your arm. >>>I didn’t miss it… my thumb still really hurts. >>Do you live in a derelict building?  How come you touch so many live >>wires? >>I’ve never gotten zapped yet. > for some reason, the story of Dr Frankenstein playing around with high > voltage springs to mind. *shiver* > I wonder what he’s up to? > Personally Ive never been zapped, though Im sure Ive come close a few > times through being absent minded. > I have managed to zap myself leaning against an electric fence on a > farm, which wasnt what I would call pleasant.. but those things I think

         Nah, several thousand volts (but pulsed and with little in the way of amperage behind it). > are only 12V or 24V.  So I can imagine the full 120/240 (depending on > where you live) isnt too nice.

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Bob wrote: > On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 05:35:43 GMT, "Justin" > <shato…@secure-tunnel.com> wrote: > Because so many women get away with false accusations

This is so true! Rape has a maximum sentence of life imprisonment and rape pretty much is a womens word against a mans, i mean apart from violent rape where such injuries can prove rape, for example if a man has unprotected sex and cums inside a female, thats evidence against the man as they can get DNA, but doesnt prove the woman was raped as 9 in 10 cases its that the women had a bit too much 2 drink, consented and forgot the next day or few days when she finds herself pregnant. So an LIE can easily put a MAN away in PRISON for possibly LIFE, EVERYONE hates RAPISTS, INNOCENT MEN who has NOT faced trial are ACCUSED, INSULTED, ASSULTED, ALIENATED, DISCRIMINATED and their LIFE’s DAMAGED becuase MUD STICKS – I bet you think of one thing when i say MICHAEL JACKSON and he was INNOCENT, remember? BUT… the female never has action taking against her, not even for wasting police time. There should be a new law called: "False Rape Accusation Act 2008", whereas women can be imprisoned for a maximum of 4 years if they lie to get a man put away. Dan

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anonymous_u…@newsgroups.advancedsearch.org.uk (Dan) wrote in news:85e2cfa7067aeb64a5e5bd22d9bd73a2$1@newsgroups.advancedsearch.org.uk: > Bob wrote: >> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 05:35:43 GMT, "Justin" >> <shato…@secure-tunnel.com> wrote: >> Because so many women get away with false accusations > This is so true! > Rape has a maximum sentence of life imprisonment and rape pretty much > is a womens word against a mans

Dont get raped. http://www.rapestop.net/ -phy(rape is too pretty a word for such an ugly act)

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"Jim Winters" <extremereactionfo…@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1109352733.569008.320660@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com: > Darkfalz wrote: >> I must have zapped myself at least two dozen times in my life. But > I’d >> gone quite a while without a zapping until today. Maybe two years or >> more. >> I almost forgot what it feels like having 240 volts of electricity >> racing up your arm. >> I didn’t miss it… my thumb still really hurts. > If your wiring is acting strangely, it probably means that the Mossad > has rigged your house with spy cameras. Best to call up your local > synagogue and ask for instructions. Be careful what you say. "They" > might be listening.

Don’t forget to have your fillings removed!

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Darkfalz wrote: > I must have zapped myself at least two dozen times in my life. But I’d > gone quite a while without a zapping until today. Maybe two years or > more. > I almost forgot what it feels like having 240 volts of electricity > racing up your arm. > I didn’t miss it… my thumb still really hurts.

If your wiring is acting strangely, it probably means that the Mossad has rigged your house with spy cameras. Best to call up your local synagogue and ask for instructions. Be careful what you say. "They" might be listening.

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"Curious_Orange" <curious_ora…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in news:1109333503.979630.88370@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com: > I have managed to zap myself leaning against an electric fence on a > farm, which wasnt what I would call pleasant.. but those things I think > are only 12V or 24V.  So I can imagine the full 120/240 (depending on > where you live) isnt too nice.

You were a kid near an electric fence and you didn’t pee on it? I thought that was a right of passage. It is something you will only do once, I guarantee it. I was too damn close to a lighning strike once. That was worse than the fence. -phy

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Gray Loser wrote: > Darkfalz wrote: > > I must have zapped myself at least two dozen times in my life. But > I’d > > gone quite a while without a zapping until today. Maybe two years or > > more. > > I almost forgot what it feels like having 240 volts of electricity > > racing up your arm. > > I didn’t miss it… my thumb still really hurts. > Do you live in a derelict building?  How come you touch so many live > wires? > I’ve never gotten zapped yet.

for some reason, the story of Dr Frankenstein playing around with high voltage springs to mind. *shiver* I wonder what he’s up to? Personally Ive never been zapped, though Im sure Ive come close a few times through being absent minded. I have managed to zap myself leaning against an electric fence on a farm, which wasnt what I would call pleasant.. but those things I think are only 12V or 24V.  So I can imagine the full 120/240 (depending on where you live) isnt too nice.

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I must have zapped myself at least two dozen times in my life. But I’d gone quite a while without a zapping until today. Maybe two years or more. I almost forgot what it feels like having 240 volts of electricity racing up your arm. I didn’t miss it… my thumb still really hurts.

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Darkfalz wrote: > I must have zapped myself at least two dozen times in my life. But I’d > gone quite a while without a zapping until today. Maybe two years or > more. > I almost forgot what it feels like having 240 volts of electricity > racing up your arm. > I didn’t miss it… my thumb still really hurts.

Do you live in a derelict building?  How come you touch so many live wires? I’ve never gotten zapped yet.

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