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"Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote in message

news:c39hdr$24mgmc$1@ID-108208.news.uni-berlin.de… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "MCMLXVI" <mar…@earthlink.net> wrote in message > news:TEV5c.7149$GQ3.4222@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net… > > Darkfalz wrote: > > > Well, it’s more of a general strategy they use reduced to a single > conversation. > > > Women beat the shit out of a man’s self esteem and then reject him for > not being confident enough. > > > Women force men into submission, then say that’s the reason they can’t > get dates. etc. > > I think you should start looking for women who have actually graduated > > from high school, not just in body, but in mind, too. :- > These days women don’t mature until their 50s. They think acting like a > teenager forever, shallow, immature and irresponsible, will keep them > looking young. > > I don’t know what to tell you — short of "Get teh H’ll outta them toxic > > environs." :-( > They’re all like that. What can you do? Nice women are long extinct.

Maybe you can’t get a woman because you are a complete moron?

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Clockmeister wrote: > Maybe you can’t get a woman because you are a complete moron?

It’s idiots like you that create discord among the genders. Thanks feminist movement for nothing!

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I am a sad girl. Every time I look at this thread I think it says "a skirt I just looked up". – Michaela

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"Bach Lover" <music_is_b…@hotmail.com> wrote in message

news:CFd6c.62140$rW6.51600@nwrddc03.gnilink.net… > Clockmeister wrote: > > Maybe you can’t get a woman because you are a complete moron? > It’s idiots like you that create discord among the genders. Thanks feminist > movement for nothing!

If I was a woman I wouldn’t want to go out with Darkfalz and you know what, even from a man’s perspective I can’t find one reason anyone would go out with him. It is HIS problem, and if he thinks he keeps finding the same type of women then perhaps he’s looking in the wrong places.

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"Clockmeister" <no-…@nowhere.com> wrote in message

news:405a61ab$0$96243$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Bach Lover" <music_is_b…@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:CFd6c.62140$rW6.51600@nwrddc03.gnilink.net… > > Clockmeister wrote: > > > Maybe you can’t get a woman because you are a complete moron? > > It’s idiots like you that create discord among the genders. Thanks > feminist > > movement for nothing! > If I was a woman I wouldn’t want to go out with Darkfalz and you know what, > even from a man’s perspective I can’t find one reason anyone would go out > with him. > It is HIS problem, and if he thinks he keeps finding the same type of women > then perhaps he’s looking in the wrong places.

You are doing just what he says woman do, reject him so much that he eventually turns into a person so horrible no one would then blame HIM for it. Ed

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"Ineedmoney" <m…@atmycomputer.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message

news:c3el5e$1e2$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Clockmeister" <no-…@nowhere.com> wrote in message > news:405a61ab$0$96243$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net… > > "Bach Lover" <music_is_b…@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:CFd6c.62140$rW6.51600@nwrddc03.gnilink.net… > > > Clockmeister wrote: > > > > Maybe you can’t get a woman because you are a complete moron? > > > It’s idiots like you that create discord among the genders. Thanks > > feminist > > > movement for nothing! > > If I was a woman I wouldn’t want to go out with Darkfalz and you know > what, > > even from a man’s perspective I can’t find one reason anyone would go out > > with him. > > It is HIS problem, and if he thinks he keeps finding the same type of > women > > then perhaps he’s looking in the wrong places. > You are doing just what he says woman do, reject him so much that he > eventually turns into a person so horrible no one would then blame HIM for > it.

That isn’t going to change unless HE makes the effort to change.

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Clockmeister wrote: > That isn’t going to change unless HE makes the effort to change.

And yet no matter how much HE changes, you will remain the same f***en bitch.

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"Bach Lover" <music_is_b…@hotmail.com> wrote in message

news:hZE6c.510$VV1.24@nwrddc01.gnilink.net… > Clockmeister wrote: > > That isn’t going to change unless HE makes the effort to change. > And yet no matter how much HE changes, you will remain the same f***en > bitch.

No, just a realist. If you can’t handle the heat get out of the (soup) kitchen.

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"Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote in message

news:c39hdr$24mgmc$1@ID-108208.news.uni-berlin.de… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "MCMLXVI" <mar…@earthlink.net> wrote in message > news:TEV5c.7149$GQ3.4222@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net… > > Darkfalz wrote: > > > Well, it’s more of a general strategy they use reduced to a single > conversation. > > > Women beat the shit out of a man’s self esteem and then reject him for > not being confident enough. > > > Women force men into submission, then say that’s the reason they can’t > get dates. etc. > > I think you should start looking for women who have actually graduated > > from high school, not just in body, but in mind, too. :- > These days women don’t mature until their 50s. They think acting like a > teenager forever, shallow, immature and irresponsible, will keep them > looking young.

totally agree. my going to be ex-wife is nearling 50, but has a mentality of a teen ager.  She prefers her new found love to that of her marrige and family of 4 school going kids.

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"Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote in news:c390nd$23np3v$1@ID-108208.news.uni-berlin.de: > "Jimmy O" <shinaku…@prodigy.net> wrote in message > news:Z7T5c.36805$SX4.13392@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com… >> Scary thing is I can practically guarentee that there’s a woman out >> there callous enough to hold a conversation like that. > Well, it’s more of a general strategy they use reduced to a single > conversation. > Women beat the shit out of a man’s self esteem and then reject him for > not being confident enough. > Women force men into submission,

Avoid dating women who hold you at gunpoint?  :D – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> then say that’s the reason they can’t > get dates. > Etc.

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"MCMLXVI" <mar…@earthlink.net> wrote in message

news:TEV5c.7149$GQ3.4222@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net… > Darkfalz wrote: > > Well, it’s more of a general strategy they use reduced to a single conversation. > > Women beat the shit out of a man’s self esteem and then reject him for

not being confident enough. > > Women force men into submission, then say that’s the reason they can’t get dates. etc. > I think you should start looking for women who have actually graduated > from high school, not just in body, but in mind, too. :-

These days women don’t mature until their 50s. They think acting like a teenager forever, shallow, immature and irresponsible, will keep them looking young. > I don’t know what to tell you — short of "Get teh H’ll outta them toxic > environs." :-(

They’re all like that. What can you do? Nice women are long extinct.

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"Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote in message

news:c38p7j$25ecjd$1@ID-108208.news.uni-berlin.de… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Hi Lauren, would you like to see a movie with me?" > "No, you’re ugly". > "That hurts. You won’t go out with me because I’m ugly?" > "No, it’s your lack of confidence. You think you’re ugly." > "But you just called me ugly." > "Don’t tell me what I did." > "I’m sorry. Are you sure you wouldn’t like to go, just as friends?" > "Geez, can’t you take no for an answer? No wonder women don’t like you." > "I give up." > "With that attitude there’s no wonder you can’t get a date."

In a weird kind of way thats actually how it really works, lol Ed

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> "MCMLXVI" <mar…@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:TEV5c.7149$GQ3.4222@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net… >>I think you should start looking for women who have actually graduated from high school, not just in body, but in mind, too. Darkfalz wrote: > These days women don’t mature until their 50s. They think acting like a teenager forever, shallow, immature and irresponsible, will keep them looking young.

I don’t know about that, because I’ve met women (far short of their 50s) take on responsibilities and complete tasks that I wouldn’t have wanted to take on. >>I don’t know what to tell you — short of "Get teh H’ll outta them toxic environs." > They’re all like that. What can you do? Nice women are long extinct.

I wouldn’t have brought it up if I didn’t find women (again, far short of their 50s) who were honorable and respectable.

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"Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote in message

news:c38p7j$25ecjd$1@ID-108208.news.uni-berlin.de… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Hi Lauren, would you like to see a movie with me?" > "No, you’re ugly". > "That hurts. You won’t go out with me because I’m ugly?" > "No, it’s your lack of confidence. You think you’re ugly." > "But you just called me ugly." > "Don’t tell me what I did." > "I’m sorry. Are you sure you wouldn’t like to go, just as friends?" > "Geez, can’t you take no for an answer? No wonder women don’t like you." > "I give up." > "With that attitude there’s no wonder you can’t get a date." > — > "It’s a struggle to avoid heartbreak… for an Average Joe"

hello darkfalz……..hello…………..xxxxx kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss bowl of vanilla ice cweam in the fridge for you luv mummy (age 50+)

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On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 16:54:39 +1100, the world was enlightented by Darkfalz, unto whom the words are attributed: > "Hi Lauren, would you like to see a movie with me?" [snip] > "With that attitude there’s no wonder you can’t get a date."

This is so true!  You didn’t think this up – it’s reality! Monsterre — Who stole my sig?  Who stole it? Own up, dammit!!  It was YOU, wasn’t it?

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On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 10:21:39 +0000, the world was enlightented by MCMLXVI, unto whom the words are attributed: > Darkfalz wrote: >> Well, it’s more of a general strategy they use reduced to a single conversation. >> Women beat the shit out of a man’s self esteem and then reject him for not being confident enough. >> Women force men into submission, then say that’s the reason they can’t get dates. etc. > I think you should start looking for women who have actually graduated > from high school, not just in body, but in mind, too. :- > I don’t know what to tell you — short of "Get teh H’ll outta them toxic > environs." :-(

DF may have to wait quite a while then.  I blame the media – all this look young forever crap – it warps their minds, poor things…  Mebbe DF should be looking for a woman who lives in cave, hehhehe… Monster — Who stole my sig?  Who stole it? Own up, dammit!!  It was YOU, wasn’t it?

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Darkfalz wrote: > "Jimmy O" <shinaku…@prodigy.net> wrote in message > news:Z7T5c.36805$SX4.13392@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com… >>Scary thing is I can practically guarentee that there’s a woman out >>there callous enough to hold a conversation like that. > Well, it’s more of a general strategy they use reduced to a single > conversation. > Women beat the shit out of a man’s self esteem and then reject him for not > being confident enough. > Women force men into submission, then say that’s the reason they can’t get > dates. > Etc.

That’s because the guy allowed himself to be subjugated. Firstly, women IME never give reasons like that for rejecting you (though it may very well go like that in their minds). If you were writing a cartoon strip these kind of statements would go into the thought balloons while the real words would be like "I would love to but I’ve to give my hamster an enema" or something like that. Secondly, the appropriate response to a verbal attack from the woman should’ve been a verbal attack from the guy not a subdued give-me-a-chance-please kind of response. -M

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micky (mi…@hotmail.com) wrote – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Darkfalz wrote: >> "Jimmy O" <shinaku…@prodigy.net> wrote in message >> news:Z7T5c.36805$SX4.13392@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com… >>>Scary thing is I can practically guarentee that there’s a woman out >>>there callous enough to hold a conversation like that. >> Well, it’s more of a general strategy they use reduced to a single >> conversation. >> Women beat the shit out of a man’s self esteem and then reject him for not >> being confident enough. >> Women force men into submission, then say that’s the reason they can’t get >> dates. >> Etc. >That’s because the guy allowed himself to be subjugated. Firstly, women >IME never give reasons like that for rejecting you (though it may very >well go like that in their minds). If you were writing a cartoon strip >these kind of statements would go into the thought balloons while the >real words would be like "I would love to but I’ve to give my hamster an >enema" or something like that. Secondly, the appropriate response to a >verbal attack from the woman should’ve been a verbal attack from the guy >not a subdued give-me-a-chance-please kind of response.

But that’s the thing: there is usually no verbal attack because like you mentioned above, those thoughts she just thinks to herself and doesn’t actually say them out loud to you. If you are courageous enough (not possible if you’re a shy guy) to ask for an explanation about her weird behaviour (ie: aloofness towards you), then she would act surprised like she doesn’t know what you’re talking about, like you were a freak for ‘imagining’ things, and as a result that would make you even more embarrassed and humiliated. You can’t win!

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"Little Monster" <r…@localhost.localdomain> wrote in message

news:c5d17645f152ee52bddd854968aec238@news.teranews.com… > On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 16:54:39 +1100, the world was enlightented by > Darkfalz, unto whom the words are attributed: > > "Hi Lauren, would you like to see a movie with me?" > [snip] > > "With that attitude there’s no wonder you can’t get a date." > This is so true!  You didn’t think this up – it’s reality!

It’s a look at the diabolical manipulation abilities of the modern female. The sad thing is, many guys buy into it and don’t realise they are being sucker punched with the left then the right!

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Darkfalz wrote: > "Hi Lauren, would you like to see a movie with me?" > "No, you’re ugly". > "That hurts. You won’t go out with me because I’m ugly?" > "No, it’s your lack of confidence. You think you’re ugly." > "But you just called me ugly." > "Don’t tell me what I did." > "I’m sorry. Are you sure you wouldn’t like to go, just as friends?" > "Geez, can’t you take no for an answer? No wonder women don’t like > you." > "I give up." > "With that attitude there’s no wonder you can’t get a date."

This is the total sum result of modern feminism. Thanks Gloria Steinem!

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Nah, but it probably just needs some cartoony sound effects. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Darkfalz wrote: > "Hi Lauren, would you like to see a movie with me?" > "No, you’re ugly". > "That hurts. You won’t go out with me because I’m ugly?" > "No, it’s your lack of confidence. You think you’re ugly." > "But you just called me ugly." > "Don’t tell me what I did." > "I’m sorry. Are you sure you wouldn’t like to go, just as friends?" > "Geez, can’t you take no for an answer? No wonder women don’t like you." > "I give up." > "With that attitude there’s no wonder you can’t get a date."

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Darkfalz wrote: > Well, it’s more of a general strategy they use reduced to a single conversation. > Women beat the shit out of a man’s self esteem and then reject him for not being confident enough. > Women force men into submission, then say that’s the reason they can’t get dates. etc.

I think you should start looking for women who have actually graduated from high school, not just in body, but in mind, too. :- I don’t know what to tell you — short of "Get teh H’ll outta them toxic environs." :-(

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"Hi Lauren, would you like to see a movie with me?" "No, you’re ugly". "That hurts. You won’t go out with me because I’m ugly?" "No, it’s your lack of confidence. You think you’re ugly." "But you just called me ugly." "Don’t tell me what I did." "I’m sorry. Are you sure you wouldn’t like to go, just as friends?" "Geez, can’t you take no for an answer? No wonder women don’t like you." "I give up." "With that attitude there’s no wonder you can’t get a date." — "It’s a struggle to avoid heartbreak… for an Average Joe"

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Scary thing is I can practically guarentee that there’s a woman out there callous enough to hold a conversation like that.

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"Jimmy O" <shinaku…@prodigy.net> wrote in message

news:Z7T5c.36805$SX4.13392@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com… > Scary thing is I can practically guarentee that there’s a woman out > there callous enough to hold a conversation like that.

Well, it’s more of a general strategy they use reduced to a single conversation. Women beat the shit out of a man’s self esteem and then reject him for not being confident enough. Women force men into submission, then say that’s the reason they can’t get dates. Etc.

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