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Advise on new dog in my life (sorry for cross-post)

Question:

HOWEDY jo,

Your girlfriend has a MAJOR liability problem

That’s the hallmark of a dog abusing coward, jo.  that She needs to get solved before you get serious.

You think she needs to take her dog to a lying dog abusing coward like you who hurts intimidates and murders dogs and blames the breed, jo?   If she doesn’t get it solved through training with a behaviorist or experienced and effective professional trainer,

Like yourself, jo?  then you need to find a new girlfriend.

You’re a EXXXPERT trainer, jo. You got any EXXXPERT TRAININ ADVICE other than "GO FIND A EXXXPERT,"  or ‘GET RID OF YOUR FRIEND,’ jo? Your safety and that of your children outranks  EVERY new woman in your life.

BWEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!! That’s HOWE COME some cultures don’t allHOWE women to have STATUS, cause they’re natural born cowards and can be unstable due to hormones and fear for their babies. Real dog trainer TRAIN dogs NEARLY INSTANTLY not to FEAR SMALL CHILDREN cause ALL behavior problemes are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING like the dogs in the posts below, the dogs you’ve hurt intimidated ruined and murdered, jo. And it sure as s–t outranks ANY dog owned by another person.

You hurt and murder dogs for a living, jo. Jo Wolf Martinez, Georgia

HERE’S PROOF, jo: HOWEDY jo,

I showed  my first two terriers intensively,

Yeah. And you ruined them.  and finished thier championships.

Yeah. Enter enough shows stocked with your own ill bred line, and you’re bHOWEND to win if your keep tryin.  I had a stressful job at the time…

Yuo’re a fraud a liar a dog abuser and a mental case, jo. 18-20 years ago… so the stresses of the show ring were nothing!  <grin

You mean, the dog show ring, where you go to show and compete your dogs for pleasure?  I found that the dogs and people were endlessly fascinating.

INDEEDY?  I learned as much as possible about other breeds, not just my own.

Yeah. As much as possible. Some years later, I started a puppy in shows and he detested the setting….

No jo, he detested getting jerked an choked. and everything over-stimulated him.

That’s on accHOWENT of you’re a dog abuser, jo. So he got an early retirement.

Yeah. Like lyng "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn’ SELECTIVELY BRED HAND PICKED and TESTED SAR dog JIVE, eh jo? RETIRED before ever workin. You both RUINED your dogs by ABUSING THEM, jo. Now I’m about to start another youngster.

You’re gonna ruin another dog.  I consider him to be borderline show quality,

You’re a psychopath. but he’s on a show contract,

BWEEEAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! so I at least have to start him out.

BWEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! He’s maturing slowly, physically, so I’m not in any rush, despite the fact that his littermate brother is already a champion.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Perhaps THAT’S HOWE COME the "ETHICKAL BREEDER" needs him to "COMPETE," so she can get enough dogs in the ring to obtain the points? Today, there can be much more than just the conformation rings at a dog show.

Yeah. Your barely marginally acceptable breed ring dog could be competing in obedience right NHOWE and gettin those titles, eh joey? Especially if 3-4 days will be spent at the same site with a cluster of shows.  Obedience is interesting to watch,

Ain’t it, jo? and in it’s clasical form is now highly ritualistic (for lack of a better term)

IOW, you mean it’s too difficult for you to even pronHOWEnce. precision work.

Yeah. So they’ve recently reduced the requirements to get money from losers like you an krisHURT and BINACA bethFIST who quit tryin for obedience titles.  A new obedience sport called Rally is making it’s start and will become an event with titles starting in January.

Yeah. Good luck.  This is a fun sport for all concerned,

Much less than what’s required for work. and much less formal than classical obedience.

Which is much MOORE than is required for work. Agility is often held on the same site with shows…

Which is much less than necessary for urban orienteering. and is a real hoot to watch.

You want FUN? Watch yourself train your own dog. Some clusters offer earthdog tests, herding workshops, lure coursing, and various demonstrations of dog-work.  So a 3-4 day cluster can be both entertaining and educational.

Yeah. Or else they wouldn’t do them. Single day events and two day clusters sometimes still have obedience, rally, and agility.

As they always have, eh jo? I’ve seen youngsters in the show ring at the age of 6 years old, looking like real pros, and I’ve seen people in their 70s and 80s still moving briskly to show their own dogs.

Wonderful, jo. You’ve also seen dog abusers who couldn’t handle or train their dogs ruin and then murder them. There are lots of stories behind each dog and each handler.  Heck, my second terrier, in his puppy season, decided that no one, not even an AKC judge, was going to look at His teeth.

Just like HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard was just sayin, eh joey? Most judges gave up,

You mean cause they couldn’t examine him withHOWET gettin bit cause you’re an incompetent dog abusing mentally ill blowhard. and gave the win to another dog.

Duh-Oh?  One persisted… and Alvin ended up draped across the top of my head before he was excused for the day.

You’re pathetic, jo. Putrid, actually. Too funny…

The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn’t laugh at mentally ill people, jo. The judge gave me a good training hint that I worked on the next day…. problem solved.

That so? You mean the chin chuck. I’ve driven through Southern Oklahoma with tornadoes popping within a few miles, had snow (not much) in Amarillo in late March, been in downtown Dallas in a motor home in rush hour traffic… and camped out in said motor home in the  convention center parking lot…

You’re a class act, eh jo. traipsing out in a muu-muu in the early AM to put the dogs in their exercise pens

As stated: "Putrid." as the yuppies scurried by on their way to work early… driven home from Greenville, SC, to Augusta, GA, in freezing rain… shown in ankle-deep sand in a horse arena… been a trophy chairperson, an obedience trial secretary and chairperson, member of a multi-club cluster committee….

And a dog abuser a liar and a active long term incurable mental patient who hurts and murders dogs for fun and profit. You’re a FRAUD, jo. Wouldn’t trade any of it for a cruise (done that, too).

Ain’t that special. Dog-people are crazy……

You mean some dog people are mentally ill. Most of their mental health case histories have been posted here. <grin

It heelps if we’re callin a dog abuser liar and mental case a liar a dog abuser and mental case, if we QUOTE their own abuses lies and mental health care case histories, eh jo? That REALLY makes you dog lovers CRAZY. Don’t it, jo. Most are very decent folks,

Yeah. The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ "DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS." and usually you can’t tell the person showing on a shoestring from the one with old money…

That so? The judge may be a retired welder, or a college president, or a famous dog show professional handler, or a pet groomer.

But most likely he’s just a puppymiller? The only reason they’re there is for the dogs. Very few are shy, humor can be a bit broad, and most Love to talk… about dogs and dog events.

You mean, like ordinary folks, jo? You been takin your meds with a little food? Jo Wolf Martinez, Georgia

What you are seeing is something that many terrier pups go through at about this age.  To the greatest degree possible, ignore it.  Avoid doing things that you know set her off. Do things that have not set her off, instead. When she cranks up, just tell her, in a firm, quiet tone, "Oh, knock it off.", or "Enough," or "Don’t Even think about it." Usually, because these words mean something to you, you’ll automatically use the right tone…. growly.  Carry toys with you, ready to be slipped into her mouth….  "Time out" in her crate can be a good thing. Distracting her to something else is a good thing. If she gets REALLY obnoxious, do what her mum would do….  give her a firm, not hurtful, muzzle squeaze for a couple of seconds, as you growl. Release her and walk away, withdrawing your presence and attention and approval. That’s a crushing blow. Jo Wolf Martinez, Georgia HOWEDY jonathan,

If she gets REALLY obnoxious, do what her mum would do….

Abusive mum dogs teach their pups to be abusive mum dogs. Abuse runs through family lines. Abusive mum dogs often learn to be abusive mums by copying their abusive handler’s leadership qualities. give her a firm, not hurtful, muzzle squeaze for a couple of seconds, as you growl.

To teach the dog to do that to your kids when IT gets FRUSTRATED or FEARFUL of them, or to you, if he’s not been sufficiently repressed. Release her and walk away,

That’ll leave the dog lookin for a fight. withdrawing your presence and attention and approval.

To up the ante? That’s a crushing blow.

So’s gettin bit and killin your dog cause you’re AFRAID of IT. Now, I would love to see someone grab my JRTs muzzle when he’s being really obnoxious- I would be impressed.

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Response:

HOWEDY sinofabitch,

jade is a dog abuser and mental case. Like yourself. I would not risk my children to a pit-bull or staffy type breed, (not for the aggression on part of a staffy) because

Cause she’s a dog abuser and mental case. they have such strong jaws, and can do so much damage  (as can all dogs, but especially dogs with jaws that strong).   As a bit of a side note:  It’s not jaw strength that’s really the issue, and the idea that Pits have super-strength jaws is something of an urban legend- although they *are* very powerful dogs.   The issue with Pits & similar breeds is that they bite, hang on, grind their jaws, and sometimes try to shake what they’ve got hold of – which does considerably more damage than when a dog snaps or slashes.

You’re full of crap.   Basically, they tend to treat anything they bite as if it were prey to be killed, rather than using the more normal fighting/defensive type bite.

Perhaps that’s on accHOWENT of you abuse them? They’re not the only breed that will do this, btw,

INDEED. A dog is a dog.  but they’ve been more selectively bred for it than most.

You’re a mental case a liar and a dog abuser. Here’s proof: sinofabitch writes: What I have said- repeatedly – is that he took posts from two different people, took pieces of them out of context, cobbled them together, then added his own words:

"Neatly," and "Smartly." and a fake signature.

"sinofabitch" instead of sionnach. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Which is exactly what he did. The actual quote is misleading when taken out of context, and Jerry’s faked "quote" is downright meaningless. Here’s Jerry’s version   "I Dropped The Leash, Threw My    Right Arm  Over The Lab’s Shoulder,    Grabbed Her Opposite  Foot With My    Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,    Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into    Her Throat  And Said "GRRRR!" And    Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch. Here’s yours;   "I dropped the leash, threw my   right arm over the Lab’s shoulder,   grabbed her opposite foot with my   left hand, rolled her on her side,   leaned on her, said "GRRRR!" and   nipped her ear.   –Sara Sionnach

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!! That’s INSANE. Ain’t it. "When you get bagged for lying you’re MARKED FOR LIFE," The Puppy Wizard’s DADDY. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – And Sally responded: Who said that?  I would never do or recommend that, and neither would most of the regulars on here. Sally Hennessey I’ve posted my entire quote, since Patch failed to do so. Take it out of context and you’d think I was flinging puppies across the room! here’s what I said (keep in mind that we’re talking about a 12 week old ~25# FCR puppy):  A small scruff shake is appropriate if he’s very persistant.

  Um, may I suggest a re-wording that might make   it  clearer- given that "scruff shake" is too easily   misinterpreted as "pick the puppy up by the scruff   of the neck and shake the puppy in the air"?   I think I’d phrase it something like "if the puppy is very   persistant, it  can be appropriate to take hold of the   loose skin at the back of the neck and give a slight   shake to the *skin*".   Janet’s not talking about actually shaking   the puppy, which I think we ALL agree is   abusive." Here’s professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM "NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer: "At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function. But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases then you will have achieved too things. First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased; and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher. How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted biting. When our dog was a puppy,  "No" came before mild forms of punishment (I would hold my dog’s mouth closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above). "No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog" to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," dermer. HOWE COME you EXXXPERTS don’t just say "BAD DOG!" instead of shcoking them?: The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )  

Response:

HOWEDY jade,

This dog needs evaluating before you introduce children to it.

You need evaluation before you can post here.  Children are automatically seen as being lower in the pecking order than the dog

That so?  (in the dog’s eyes, and that’s what counts  at the moment), and problems may occur if it sees you (and especially your girlfriend) as favouring the children over it.

That so? Get a professional trainer out pronto.

You’re a dog abusing mental case. I would not risk my children to a pit-bull or  staffy type breed, (not for the aggression on part of a staffy) because they have such strong jaws,

BEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!! That’s the hallmark of a dog abusing coward. and can do so much damage (as can all dogs, but especially dogs with jaws that strong).

You’re a MENTAL CASE. None of this is to get you to worry more…

BWEEHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Only dog abusing cowards worry abHOWET the breed of a dog and HOWE big their jaws are. though indeed you may. It just means that you need an expert to guide you through the getting to know you stage,

You mean a EXXXPERT like the lying dog abusing punk thug cowards we got here?  and to work on the dog and it’s in securities.

Good idea. You stock broker? Many dogs do not take well to the stress of suddenly becoming a ‘family dog’

That so? You mean like the dogs you’ve murdered? and so you have to nip the problem in the bud before it begins.

INDEEDY. That’s HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard discredits you by quotin your own words… Good luck.

Dog trainin ain’t LUCK. :0)

Neither is provin your a dog abusing coward and mental case. Jade.

HOWEDY jade,

That’s very aggressive behaviour.

No, it’s a very defensive behavior. It’s a good thing. Perhaps a time out is in order

Ain’t no such thing as a time out. In order to effect the punishment you’ve got to stop what you’re doin and acknowledge the dog, thereby REINFORCING the undesirable behavior. whenever he does it.

In order for a punishment to work you’d necessarily have to do it EVERY TIME the dog did it or you’d VARIABLY REINFORCE the undesirable behavior. Get cross with him!

That’ll justify his aggression and make him MOORE fear aggressive. He cant tell YOU what/who you can kiss/spend time with!

Watch! You’re the boss…

You’re a dog abuser and a mental case. and he has to accept what you want to do.

Not unless you got the intellect to HOWEtwit the cunning ofthe domestic puppy dog.  At twelve your son is about to overtake the dog on the household pecking order…

You think so? That’s INSANE. be careful he doesn’t try to keep your son subservient

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! You think he’ll hump him a while? You think her kid should hump the dog first, kinda a pre emptive strike?  (in his eyes) by bighting him.

Or he could just throw IT to the grHOWEND and grHOWEL into ITS throat and bite IT on ITS ears?  Just growl at him, say ‘no’ go ‘eeeeerrrrrgh!’ etc, AS SOON AS HE DOES IT!

That’ll make him mistrustful of you.  Look him straight in the eyes (and have an angry look on your face), and put him in time out.

Does allelomimetic behavior mean anything to you? That’s mentally ill. Never laugh at this antic… he’ll think it’s acceptable.

You think grHOWELIN at the dog is acceptable?  He’ll soon learn.

Yeah. If he don’t you’ll murder IT.  I hope it’s not too much of a habit already.

Cause you can’t untrain an old habit? Good luck!

Dog trainin ain’t LUCK. Jade. PS: What have you been doing in the past to correct this behaviour? It’s obvious you are unhappy with it.

He’s probably been doin what you suggested. rec.pets.dogs.breeds – Apr 26, 2004 by Jade – Re: What the… Thanks to those who helped me learn to killfile… there is so much less clutter now. 0) Jade. rec.pets.dogs.health – Apr 26, 2004 by Jade Re: any vets here? … Jade. Please teach me to killfile! rec.equestrian – Dec 20, 2003 by Jade Re: hello all! … Learn how to use a killfile and put Tom in it straight away, and you will enjoy this group much more! But I like reading his advice about farriery… … Newsgroups: aus.gardens If a cat isnt microchipped, wearing a collar and desexed, then either the owners arent doing their job or the cat is feral. Sorry, but there are too many ferals, and this man isnt bludgeoning them with a shovel, like someone in the req.eq group does to dogs getting at his livestock… he’s getting them humanely destroyed. I’m all for it. My cat is desexed, microchipped, and (most of the time) wearing a collar. He’s kept inside at night, and has a bell on his collar. He’s too lazy to learn how to walk without it tinkling. Anyway, I agree, there are too many cats in the world, and especially Australia. DESEX, AND KEEP YOU CATS INSIDE AT NIGHT: otherwise you will reap the consequences. BTW, never let them out early morning, and bring them in before evening, because this is when the still active birds are disadvantaged to the cats, because the cats can see much better than the birds at this time of day, and the birds have not gone to sleep yet. It is the cat’s main hunting time. :0) Jade. Newsgroups: rec.equestrian I agreee, definately get his eyelevel lower than yours. This should be possible if you just put your hand out at rightangles to your body, or lower if nessessary. But then, most people do this anyway. And by always resting the food on a flattened palm, if he tries to latch on, there’ll be less likely hood of success. If he does try to get to your food before it’s being offered, whack him one, and put it back in your pocket/whereever. Just make sure you ahve control over your horse, so that you can stop him trying to bight your hip!         Oh yes, pretend you’re foxhunting like there’s no         tomorrow. Go after that thing. It’s the only way to         either kill ‘em, or teach them the lesson that’ll save         their lives. Either way, you win. Jade.         <snip         Don’t languidly turn the horse to face the cur,         don’t contemplate the dog once you’re facing it. Set         down, spin it around and leg it into a full         boogie gallop onto the dog in one deft motion. No         mercy. You’re TRYING to kill the thing. It’s now up         to the dog to prevent it from happening. This is         as it should be.                 —         Terry Bye bye! The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )  

Response:

HOWEDY leah,

Any ideas how I should proceed for maximum positive experience?

Well, x could take a couple of pointers from a EXXXPERT at gettin bit by her own dog five times who took her own dog to the behaviorist a couple weeks ago for fear aggression of dogs and other HOWETA control behaviors like breakin her own dogs of fightin and not gettin bit a sixth time. Should I exert my dominance and position  myself as alpha male?

You might suggest he try humpin it’s leg. Should I be quiet and let it remain in control?

Or he could just throw IT to the grHOWEND and grHOWEL into ITS throat and bite IT on ITS ears: sinofabitch writes: What I have said- repeatedly – is that he took posts from two different people, took pieces of them out of context, cobbled them together, then added his own words:

"Neatly," and "Smartly." and a fake signature.

"sinofabitch" instead of sionnach. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Which is exactly what he did. The actual quote is misleading when taken out of context, and Jerry’s faked "quote" is downright meaningless. Here’s Jerry’s version   "I Dropped The Leash, Threw My    Right Arm  Over The Lab’s Shoulder,    Grabbed Her Opposite  Foot With My    Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,    Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into    Her Throat  And Said "GRRRR!" And    Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch. Here’s yours;   "I dropped the leash, threw my   right arm over the Lab’s shoulder,   grabbed her opposite foot with my   left hand, rolled her on her side,   leaned on her, said "GRRRR!" and   nipped her ear.   –Sara Sionnach

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!! That’s INSANE. Ain’t it. "When you get bagged for lying you’re MARKED FOR LIFE," The Puppy Wizard’s DADDY. Should I bring gifts for the dog?

Yeah.  Don’t forget to tell him to TIME HOWET the dog if IT grHOWELS at him. Suggest he bring a crate to throw IT into. Here’s professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM "NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer: "At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function. But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases then you will have achieved too things. First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased; and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher. How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted biting. When our dog was a puppy,  "No" came before mild forms of punishment (I would hold my dog’s mouth closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above). "No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog" to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," dermer. HOWE COME you EXXXPERTS don’t just say "BAD DOG!" instead of shcoking them?: Absolutely don’t "exert dominance."

You might suggest the NILIF method, eh leah? You should be confident, but remember that the dog is afraid of you.

NO PROBLEM. He’s MOORE afraid of the dog than the dog is of him. But he’s motivated by tush. Can’t blame him for bravin the dog to get it. HOWER job is to tell him HOWE to do both withHOWET gettin neutered by either of them.   If you were afraid of somebody,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard recommends grabbing them firmly by the throat and not lttin go till his eyes roll back and his tongue turns thick and blue and falls HOWET the side of his mHOWETH like it sez in your koehler books. would it lessen your fear if they acted like a bully?

He’d be trusworthy when he got up off the grHOWEND. So long as you never turn your back on him. This sounds like a classic case of poor socialization.

Well that SHOWENDS like you can tell us HOWE to train this dog not to grHOWEL.  If this dog was not exposed to adults, children, other dogs, new environments, new experiences

No time like the present, eh leah? The dog might have a couple issues we gotta deal with ASAP. as a young puppy,

A dog is a dog leah.  then he only feels comfortable with what he knows.

You don’t say? That does sHOWEND like somethin to remember. Kinda like "the devil you know…" eh leah?   And that means the world is a very scary place to him.

Well that’s for another day.  Today the OP wants to know HOWE to get in on the dog so he can score. You got any dog trainer type advice, leah?   Poor dog.

What poor dog? He just GOT LUCKY, leah. His new friend is gonna study his FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard’s FREE WWW Wits’ End Dog Training Method Manual and he’ll naturally want to do every thing he asks NEARLY INSTANTLY: Sent: Thursday, February 13, 2003 9:56 PM     Hi Jerry, Starr says hi, she’s enjoying new freedom, iv been working her off lead in my yard she comes every time. She got a little spooked today I don’t really know why but she wanted to go inside, anyway when I asked her to come her attitude changed as she took up her position in front of me. Then she was easy to get under control. Oh and with winter we’re having let metell you its great to have a dog that doesn’t pull on the lead anymore. With all this ice id hate being dragged around. Ohand i meant to tell you and never got around to it, i was ableto rescue a lost, fear/agressive dog from running all over thestreet using the methods which are now almost second nature to me. with body language, praise and distraction i got a dog that i thought might try to bite me sitting happily at my side and wanting to be pet and played with while we waited for the dog officer to take him to the shelter so it all worked out well:-)                                 bye bye for now, crystal How old is this dog?

A dog is a dog, leah. How old are your kids?

A kid is a kid, leah. Has he had any exposure at all to children of this age?

Irrelevent, leah.  If not… proceed with extreme caution.

The dog GRHOWELS at strangers, leah. THAT’S HOWE COME he’s posted here. I would highly recommend getting a dog behaviorist in to work with this dog and his "new family."

That’ll kind queer his evenin… Perhaps he could just get a few tips from you?  This could be an easily remedied situation,

You mean like any other behavior problem. Speakin of behaviorists leah, you didn’t have no success with your behaviorist. Did you. or it could be a potentially fatal one.

Only if you mishandle the dog, leah.  And you need somebody to be there

SomeWON like yourself, leah? A professional pest mart trainer gone bigtime with a real dog trainer who misjudged you cause you’re a pathological liar, as she’s discovering right NHOWE? one-on-one

Like HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard does all over the Whole Wild World from settin right here, stark ravin nekkid.  with the group to decide which is which.

It’ll take a few minutes to learn HOWE to fully train and handle the dog FOR FREE, leah. Meanwhile…

Meanwhile he’d better get studyin. I bet you were kidding when you asked if you should bring the dog gifts.

No leah. He wasn’t kidding. Some EXXXPERT behaviorists still offer fearful dogs bribes despite that dogs are scavengers and steal scraps and run to hide to eat them with their backs to the wall in a heightened state of alert, and THAT’S HOWE COME offerin them dogs bribes makes them FEAR AGGRESSIVE.  But that’s actually the best thing you could do.

Bribery is slovenly and may reinforce the BAD behavior if the dog thinks you’re gonna offer him a bribe every time IT grHOWELS at you, leah. Offering dogs bribes is a good way to get bit, as you’ve seen for yourself. Find out what type of food he can’t resist,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard highly recommends CROW, leah.  and bring it (i.e., hotdogs).

That might work real good. Didn’t work at all for Disciple Charlie. Didn’t work at all for malinda. Didn’t work at all for melanie. Their dogs all tried to attack their friends cause they was "MAKIN FRIENDS" by bribing them.  Without paying any attention to him,

That’s a WIZE idea, leah. You do read The Amazing Puppy Wizard’s posts first. just toss little pieces of hotdog to the floor – close to him, far from you.  Then a little closer. And a little closer.  If he has no problems with this, coming closer, looking at you without fear, you might offer a piece in an open palm.

And suppose the dog akes a look at the first piece he throws and sez to hisself, "this chump got a whole bag full he’s holdin HOWET. I think I’ll just go take it off of him."? Then what, leah? The Amazing Puppy Wizard has seen dogs DO that, leah. Big dogs. Dogs you can’t tell "NO!" and expect them to run away. If his girlfriends dog is BAD, offering him a treat while holding a bag of it might be like pourin honey on your head and bangin it into a hive. It sounds like you don’t have a reason to fear physical harm,

The dog aggressively grHOWELS at everyWON and his handler has difficulty controling him. He’s probably been on a pronged spiked pinch choke collar and has been repressed as gently yet firmly as possible to prevent accidents in the past, and that’s makin him MOORE aggressive each time. since he has a history of acting out but not biting,

History don’t C-HOWENT unless we’re talkin abHOWET your posting history, leah. Your own dog tried to attack your brother in law exiting your HOWES cause you REPRESSED his behavior on his entrance and the dog resented him and attacked on the way HOWET cause you’ve never repressed her for THAT before cause she never DONE it before. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –  and then accepting strangers.

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Response:

HOWEDY x,

Hi all,

Before you get started, you gotta realize you’re asking liars dog abusers cowards and active long term incurable mental cases for advice they ain’t got. So, I have a new girlfriend in my life, we have hit it off very well and things are going well.

Oh. Perhaps you was writin to soc.nuptials? You got dog behavior, where lying dog abusing punks thugs cowards and active long term incurable mental cases meet to commiserate abHOWET the dog behaivor problems they cause by jerking choking bribing shocking crating and avoiding behaviors of the cunning domestic puppy dog they don’t have the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit. Unfortunately she has a dog in her life that we are both hesitant for me to meet.

NO PROBLEM. All behavior problems are caused by mishandling. Learn HOWE to pupperly handle and train this dog and you’ll be his pal for life and then some. I had a few bad dog experiences when I was young

Yeah. Me too. I was taught to jerk and choke dogs to train them. We didn’t have shock collars back then, nor did we have crates. We were taught to throw dogs to the grHOWEND and grHOWEL into their throats and bite them on their ears and scruff shake them in the air for five seconds to teach them MANNERS.  and have a sort of low- level fear of dogs.

LikeWIZE. And likeWIZE the dogs that are trained by professional trainers and veterinary behaviorists. They use lots of words and TOOLS for hurting and intimidating dogs and bribe and withhold bribes attention and affection to make dogs do meaningless mindless behaviors to avoid gettin jerked and choked and shocked and sprayed in the face with aversives and locked in boxes. Her dog is a pit-bull/lab cross

A dog is a dog. You got a fear of pit bulls cause of pit bull fanciers who jerk and choke and shock their dogs and then blame the breed for instability.  (not sure if it is an actual pit bull or one of the many breeds folks mix up with pit bulls)

Even the goddamned pit bull fanciers don’t know what the heel they mean by pit bull. A goddamned dog is a dog and all dogs only respond in normal natural innate instinctive reflexive ways to situations and circumstances of their environments which we create for them.  It has a very odd personality and tends to be very aggressive when it sees new people.

Good. He’ll protect you.  It scares neighbors and visitors regularly with  it’s intense and angry growling/barking

Dogs are aggressive when they’re AFRAID. Barking is a SYMPTOM of FEAR. Praise the dog when he’s aggressive and he won’t be afraid and he won’t bark. You just gotta know HOWE. and though it has never bitten anyone,

First time for every thing. We don’t want that first time to be you… her and her sister are careful to never let it outside around people or other dogs.

That’s part of the problem. They’re afraid of him so they avoid potential incidents so they’ve never learned HOWE to handle and control him. That’s EZ. Takes WON HOWE to STUDY your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard’s FREE WWW Wits’ End Dog Training Method Manual and WON HOWER to do all the exercises and get 100% TOTAL NON PHYSICAL CONTROL NEARLY INSTANTLY. HOWER dog lovers think that’s IMPOSSIBLE cause THEY can’t do THAT even given their shock collars and neck twister devices and bribes and aversive sprays and pronged spiked pinch choke collars. Your girl friend probably takes him HOWET on a pronged spiked pinch choke collar cause some pet shop EXXXPERT like leah told her that’s what she needs to make her dog controllable. That’s what makes dogs afaid. That, and locking them in boxes to avoid situations like children visiting and leavin the door open. That’s what got tara o. aka tee’s DEAD DOG Summer FEAR AGGRESSIVE of small children and got her DEAD on her. Thing is,

The THING IS, you’re asking liars dog abusers cowards and active long term incurable mental cases who’s dogs have aggression and fear problems that they’ll NEVER CURE cause they won’t stop bribing hurting and intimidating their dogs. They MURDER dogs they’re AFRAID to HURT someMOORE.  she claims that once it warms up to you, it is the greatest and most gentle dog there is,

Probably so. it is just "afraid" of people.

That’s cause he’s been mishandled. That’s EZ to fix NEARLY INSTANTLY.  there is no history of abuse with eth animal, she has had it since a puppy

Good. He’ll train up NEARLY INSTANTLY. and the only thing odd is that it was removed from it’s mother very early.

No such thing. HOWER dog lovers got no idea what they’re talkin abHOWET when they say that. They think dogs gotta stay with their litter till 8 weeks old cause the USDA won’t allHOWE interstate air trainsport for pups younger than that. IN FACT, the best age is six weeks, according to the EXXXPERTS Scott & Fuller and The Amazing Puppy Wizard concures. Now, I have 2 small children and I am concerned for them as well as myself when meeting this dog.

BWEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!! The Amazing Puppy Wizard sez dogs and small children go together like a hand in a glove. What is the dog gonna FEAR of children, UNLESS you scold punish threaten or warn the dog to behave. THEN he’ll FEAR and attack the children soon as you’re not standing there to force control. THAT’S HOWE COME Sampson GOT DEAD. Sampson’s owner even took him PERSONALLY to see dr. ian dunbar, the EXXXPERT behaviorist.   It tends to forget people quickly she says

Good. He doesn’t forget, he just doesn’t take his owner’s word for it that they’re O.K. That’s from his handler being worried abHOWET his behavior. NO PROBLEM.  All you gotta do is teach her HOWE to PRAISE him pupperly and all those FEARS will GO AWAY… JUST LIKE HOWE HOWER DOG LOVERS are fixin to leave The Amazing Puppy Wizard’s FREE WWW Wits’ End Dog Training Method Forum. and even her regular visitors sometimes get forgotten and have to readjust to the animal.

NO PROBLEM. We’ll have this dog working like a push button automatic dog in WON DAY if you do all the exercises as instructed and ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you need any additional FREE heelp. Any ideas how I should proceed for maximum  positive experience?

Yeah. The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ "DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS." You see all the posters on this forum? Before you go believing any of their demented malarkey, look up The Puppy Wizard’s posts to them on Google and you’ll SEE that any WON givin you advice is a dog abusing punk thug coward and active long term MENTAL CASE. Should I exert my dominance and position myself as alpha male?

Only if you believe in neutering…   Should I be quiet and let it remain in control?

Forget CON-TROLL.  Should I bring gifts for the dog?

Dogs are scavengers and steal scraps of food and run to hide to eat them with their backs to the wall in a heightened state of alert. Bribing dogs, especially fearful dogs, often makes them MOORE fearful and makes them TURN ON YOU. We’ve had AT LEAST four regular dog abusing punk thug coward mental cases REPORT they’ve experienced fear aggression while trying to bribe their fear aggressive dogs to be friends and it’s made the dog try to attack them, yet these psychotic simpletons continue recommending folks like yourself try to bribe FRIENDSHIP TRUST and LOYALTY. *sighs*

Sighs. Thanks for your input.

Don’t go away YET, we’ve got some EXXXAMPLES of what The Amazing Puppy Wizard has been tellin you: Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry. He has millions of people aleady reading his posts and watching him extract his soggy  foot out of his mouth! Out of these MILLIONS, I’ve only seen 2 naive childs come forward and actually believe in his training manual. Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs since I freely admit to having read and, I hope, understood enough of the manual and it’s counterparts by John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe and use it. This naive child would like to say thank you to both Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly adult dog lovers. The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the nagging idea that if people like them had been posting earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he gasped his last gasp. To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog into good behavior.  Naive is believing that people that hide behind fake names are more honest than people that use their real names.  Naive is thinking that dilettante dog breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey (lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.) are the equal or better than those that have studied and lived by their craft for decades. "Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are going to just go away because you people act like fools. Why do you act like fools?  I really have no idea, and I don’t really care. actually admit to buying and having success with his little black box.

I think I’m going to get one myself for Father’s day and take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and testing. You would never believe the results, so you’ll never know. Anyone by now that doesn’t see a scam man coming by Jerry’s posts deserves to get what is sure to be coming to him! LOL!

I don’t see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve, eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei."…….right. Terri

Yes it was, and that is sad. Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to listen to the box first?)

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