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Ramblings about RSG-Atlanta 2001

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Others have and will say it more eloquently than me but I would feel I was being remiss if I did not offer my thoughts on this event.   If you  have had your fill on this topic, please skip this post. * If Randy Brown had planned D-Day, WWII would have ended much earlier         and Bobby Knight and Ron Garner would have caught up with the         Allies in Paris. * Golfin’ Don is my hero. * I verified no one’s gender at RSG Atlanta but the sight of Rick and         Randy kissing was strangely erotic. * Annika1980 can golf that ball. * If you chip twice per hole, you will not be happy with your score. * Ignorance can be bliss, before I fully understood the danger on #15         at MVGC I was able to place the tee shot perfectly. * With that in mind, the employees of Alamo Rental Car should be the         happiest people on the face of the earth (BTW: thanks for         not noticing that we didn’t have time to buy gas). * Next time I play at GPS-enhanced course, I’ll cover the damn thing         and just play golf. * It’s easy to feel welcome when several people who you have never met         jump up and greet you when you enter a restaurant. * John Pflum didn’t need to introduce himself, I can find the toothpick         among the bowling pins without help. * Mark Koenig is uncommonly fond of ‘Sprite.’ * Holiday Inn Express puts out a pretty good Continental Breakfast. * Forty-three hours isn’t enough time to get to know everyone — next         time I’ll arrive early and leave late (you have been warned). * With proper use of the cartpath, I can outdrive Ken Pitts but I’d         need every bit of my game to keep up with his. * It was a real shame that Ron Garner and Cooper Yang weren’t around         for more of the festivities. * Apologies to the Home Game players, I swear that I was trying to         shoot a reasonable round at Windermere, even during my brilliant         run of 7’s.  P.S. to the assh*le who stomped through the bunker         on #13: you’re on my list !  (note: I was in the lead group of         RSGers so this breach of etiquette belongs to none of us) * Sign in the clubhouse at Mystery Valley: ‘No card playing’ — how am I         supposed to be able to afford golf if I can’t make a few bucks         at the gin table ? * It was a nice surprise to have Bobby Knight and Mark Koenig switch         into the first group on Sunday though it cost me a chance to         play with The Pfluminator. * It was a great pleasure to play with YoYo, Ken Pitts, Robert Mitchell,         Joe Cartpath, Gary Young, Mark Koenig, Annika1980 and Bobby Knight. * Joe, I’ll be down on Friday to bleed those brakes on the MG.  Have         Mrs. Cartpath make up the spare room. —  –dph  (dhayes AT luckytrout DOT com)

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* I verified no one’s gender at RSG Atlanta but the sight of Rick and Randy kissing was strangely erotic.

I kissed Cartpath and Kevin too but my personal highlight was the big hug and kiss from Kevin’s wife Robin (major Hottie), now that made my putter stand on end!!!! — The DeMented Golfer "Golf spelled backwards is flog   Rick DeMent "Time to pull a quick Hank Snow." RSG roll call http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/dementr.htm

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Others have and will say it more eloquently than me but I would feel I was being remiss if I did not offer my thoughts on this event. If you  have had your fill on this topic, please skip this post. * If Randy Brown had planned D-Day, WWII would have ended much earlier and Bobby Knight and Ron Garner would have caught up with the Allies in Paris. * Golfin’ Don is my hero. * I verified no one’s gender at RSG Atlanta but the sight of Rick and Randy kissing was strangely erotic. * Annika1980 can golf that ball. * If you chip twice per hole, you will not be happy with your score. * Ignorance can be bliss, before I fully understood the danger on #15 at MVGC I was able to place the tee shot perfectly. * With that in mind, the employees of Alamo Rental Car should be the happiest people on the face of the earth (BTW: thanks for not noticing that we didn’t have time to buy gas). * Next time I play at GPS-enhanced course, I’ll cover the damn thing and just play golf. * It’s easy to feel welcome when several people who you have never met jump up and greet you when you enter a restaurant. * John Pflum didn’t need to introduce himself, I can find the toothpick among the bowling pins without help. * Mark Koenig is uncommonly fond of ‘Sprite.’ * Holiday Inn Express puts out a pretty good Continental Breakfast. * Forty-three hours isn’t enough time to get to know everyone — next time I’ll arrive early and leave late (you have been warned). * With proper use of the cartpath, I can outdrive Ken Pitts but I’d need every bit of my game to keep up with his. * It was a real shame that Ron Garner and Cooper Yang weren’t around for more of the festivities. * Apologies to the Home Game players, I swear that I was trying to shoot a reasonable round at Windermere, even during my brilliant run of 7’s.  P.S. to the assh*le who stomped through the bunker on #13: you’re on my list !  (note: I was in the lead group of RSGers so this breach of etiquette belongs to none of us) * Sign in the clubhouse at Mystery Valley: ‘No card playing’ — how am I supposed to be able to afford golf if I can’t make a few bucks at the gin table ? * It was a nice surprise to have Bobby Knight and Mark Koenig switch into the first group on Sunday though it cost me a chance to play with The Pfluminator. * It was a great pleasure to play with YoYo, Ken Pitts, Robert Mitchell, Joe Cartpath, Gary Young, Mark Koenig, Annika1980 and Bobby Knight. * Joe, I’ll be down on Friday to bleed those brakes on the MG.  Have Mrs. Cartpath make up the spare room. —  –dph  (dhayes AT luckytrout DOT com)

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* I verified no one’s gender at RSG Atlanta but the sight of Rick and Randy kissing was strangely erotic. I kissed Cartpath and Kevin too but my personal highlight was the big hug and kiss from Kevin’s wife Robin (major Hottie), now that made my putter stand on end!!!!

I thought you had left a tee in your pocket. —  –dph  (dhayes AT luckytrout DOT com)

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Hey, wait a minute… is that a sleeve of Pro V1s in your pocket, or were you glad to see us? Come to think of it, I guess it was a sleeve of Pro V1s, since you won a dozen of ‘em. Randy RSG-ATLANTA Information:  http://www.YouGoGolf.com/rsg-atlanta.htm The RSG TOUR:  These Guys are Goons My RSG Roll Call profile:  http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/brownr.htm RSG FAQ:  http://ttsoft.com/thor/rsggolf.html Voiceovers/Narration/Voice Acting:  www.RandyBrownProductions.com To e-mail me, go to my website at www.YouGoGolf.com and find the link.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – * I verified no one’s gender at RSG Atlanta but the sight of Rick and Randy kissing was strangely erotic. I kissed Cartpath and Kevin too but my personal highlight was the big hug and kiss from Kevin’s wife Robin (major Hottie), now that made my putter stand on end!!!! I thought you had left a tee in your pocket. —  –dph  (dhayes AT luckytrout DOT com)

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David, That has to be one of the funniest lines ever written in RSG! LOL Don – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – * I verified no one’s gender at RSG Atlanta but the sight of Rick and Randy kissing was strangely erotic. I kissed Cartpath and Kevin too but my personal highlight was the big hug and kiss from Kevin’s wife Robin (major Hottie), now that made my putter stand on end!!!! I thought you had left a tee in your pocket.

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Misc comments below: * If Randy Brown had planned D-Day, WWII would have ended much earlier         and Bobby Knight and Ron Garner would have caught up with the         Allies in Paris.

Nah, they would have been delayed because of slow play somewhere along the way because the french would have been sending people off both tees in the middle of the day. * John Pflum didn’t need to introduce himself, I can find the toothpick         among the bowling pins without help.

It is funny.  I walked into the lobby of the hotel and there were about 6 people standing around.  A chorus of "You have GOT to be John Pflum" rung out.  I kind of felt like a celebrity.  I never really had to introduce myself. * With proper use of the cartpath, I can outdrive Ken Pitts but I’d         need every bit of my game to keep up with his.

I can out drive Mark Koenig with judicious use of a dogleg. * Apologies to the Home Game players, I swear that I was trying to         shoot a reasonable round at Windermere, even during my brilliant         run of 7’s.  P.S. to the assh*le who stomped through the bunker         on #13: you’re on my list !  (note: I was in the lead group of         RSGers so this breach of etiquette belongs to none of us)

Yeah, the bunkers at Windermere were really in pretty bad shape.  Randy can vouch for that — he was in them plenty. * It was a nice surprise to have Bobby Knight and Mark Koenig switch         into the first group on Sunday though it cost me a chance to         play with The Pfluminator.

Funny, that’s what they used to call me in high school.  But it is a good thing that Mark and I changed groups.  There is NO WAY he would have made his plane if he stayed in the last group.  We didn’t finish until about 12:45. — John Pflum, Jr. PKG Consultants, Inc. 5533 Fair Lane Cincinnati, Ohio   45227 513/272-5533 Web: http://www.pkgconsult.com

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Thanks, Rick.  I love ya, man :-) That’s the first kiss I’ve had from someone with a beard since a chick named Judy when I was 19. You *really* don’t want the details… — Joe Cartpath – www.joecartpath.com Basic Golf Clubmaking & Memphis Area Golf Course Guide and….The Memphis MG Page… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – * I verified no one’s gender at RSG Atlanta but the sight of Rick and Randy kissing was strangely erotic. I kissed Cartpath and Kevin too but my personal highlight was the big hug and kiss from Kevin’s wife Robin (major Hottie), now that made my putter stand on end!!!! — The DeMented Golfer "Golf spelled backwards is flog   Rick DeMent "Time to pull a quick Hank Snow." RSG roll call http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/dementr.htm Others have and will say it more eloquently than me but I would feel I was being remiss if I did not offer my thoughts on this event. If you  have had your fill on this topic, please skip this post. * If Randy Brown had planned D-Day, WWII would have ended much earlier and Bobby Knight and Ron Garner would have caught up with the Allies in Paris. * Golfin’ Don is my hero. * I verified no one’s gender at RSG Atlanta but the sight of Rick and Randy kissing was strangely erotic. * Annika1980 can golf that ball. * If you chip twice per hole, you will not be happy with your score. * Ignorance can be bliss, before I fully understood the danger on #15 at MVGC I was able to place the tee shot perfectly. * With that in mind, the employees of Alamo Rental Car should be the happiest people on the face of the earth (BTW: thanks for not noticing that we didn’t have time to buy gas). * Next time I play at GPS-enhanced course, I’ll cover the damn thing and just play golf. * It’s easy to feel welcome when several people who you have never met jump up and greet you when you enter a restaurant. * John Pflum didn’t need to introduce himself, I can find the toothpick among the bowling pins without help. * Mark Koenig is uncommonly fond of ‘Sprite.’ * Holiday Inn Express puts out a pretty good Continental Breakfast. * Forty-three hours isn’t enough time to get to know everyone — next time I’ll arrive early and leave late (you have been warned). * With proper use of the cartpath, I can outdrive Ken Pitts but I’d need every bit of my game to keep up with his. * It was a real shame that Ron Garner and Cooper Yang weren’t around for more of the festivities. * Apologies to the Home Game players, I swear that I was trying to shoot a reasonable round at Windermere, even during my brilliant run of 7’s.  P.S. to the assh*le who stomped through the bunker on #13: you’re on my list !  (note: I was in the lead group of RSGers so this breach of etiquette belongs to none of us) * Sign in the clubhouse at Mystery Valley: ‘No card playing’ — how am I supposed to be able to afford golf if I can’t make a few bucks at the gin table ? * It was a nice surprise to have Bobby Knight and Mark Koenig switch into the first group on Sunday though it cost me a chance to play with The Pfluminator. * It was a great pleasure to play with YoYo, Ken Pitts, Robert Mitchell, Joe Cartpath, Gary Young, Mark Koenig, Annika1980 and Bobby Knight. * Joe, I’ll be down on Friday to bleed those brakes on the MG.  Have Mrs. Cartpath make up the spare room. —  –dph  (dhayes AT luckytrout DOT com)

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spewed this into my newsreader.. Thanks, Rick.  I love ya, man :-) That’s the first kiss I’ve had from someone with a beard since a chick named Judy when I was 19. You *really* don’t want the details…

AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DUDE.. I’m EATING here, dammit! <laughing — Bryan S. Slick, bryan at m1a1hokie dot net "To those who preserve it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."

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You dog!  I KNEW that I should have gone dancing with her. I kissed Cartpath and Kevin too but my personal highlight was the big hug and kiss from Kevin’s wife Robin (major Hottie), now that made my putter stand on end!!!! —

– John Pflum, Jr. PKG Consultants, Inc. 5533 Fair Lane Cincinnati, Ohio   45227 513/272-5533 Web: http://www.pkgconsult.com

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* Sign in the clubhouse at Mystery Valley: ‘No card playing’ — how am I supposed to be able to afford golf if I can’t make a few bucks at the gin table ?

I didn’t know if anyone else noticed this.  I didn’t know card playing was so deviant.  Guess the big Go Fish game is out. Steve S

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I was amazed by that. That is absolutely un-American. 90% of the guys at my club would be lost if they couldn’t play "once around the table" before and after golf. I’ve never heard of such a thing. They don’t allow fishing either. Will they ban golf next ? Ken – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – * Sign in the clubhouse at Mystery Valley: ‘No card playing’ — how am I supposed to be able to afford golf if I can’t make a few bucks at the gin table ? I didn’t know if anyone else noticed this.  I didn’t know card playing was so deviant.  Guess the big Go Fish game is out. Steve S

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The olive/rat/snake thing was too funny . . . The tee in the pocket line was hysterical . . . But, the grand prize winner for the funniest RSG 2001 line goes to Bill!!! Still laughing! Steve

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I didn’t know if anyone else noticed this.  I didn’t know card playing was so deviant.  Guess the big Go Fish game is out.

How about Liar’s Poker??  When I played with my neighbor’s group, no one lost more than $5.00 on all the various bets that were running–but it was a different story when they broke out their favorite one dollar bills. Dave Clary/Corpus Christi,TX http://home.stx.rr.com/dclary RSG Roll Call http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/claryd.htm

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John what are the phonetics for "Pfluminator"?  Is it "plu-mi-nater", "flu-mi-nater", "plum-i-nater" or perhaps "pah-flum-i-nater"? Thanks Lumpy. * It was a nice surprise to have Bobby Knight and Mark Koenig switch         into the first group on Sunday though it cost me a chance to         play with The Pfluminator. Funny, that’s what they used to call me in high school.  But it is a good

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DAMN  Even more beer on the monitor!  Line of the year, Bill!!! — Steve –Anyone can play it from the fairway. It takes a real man to play it from the woods–                                   Wheed Whakker

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* I verified no one’s gender at RSG Atlanta but the sight of Rick and Randy kissing was strangely erotic.

BRRRRR.  Glad I wasn’t there to see that I kissed Cartpath and Kevin too but my personal highlight was the big hug and kiss from Kevin’s wife Robin (major Hottie), now that made my putter stand on end!!!!

So how come no one’s posted pictures of Kevin’s wife?  Stop hoarding them guys!!!            8-) — Steve –Anyone can play it from the fairway. It takes a real man to play it from the woods–                                   Wheed Whakker

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